you cant get in my pants unless you have these under yoursimage

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my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me

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it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

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who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

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reblog if u mad chill

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