opraah:

you cant get in my pants unless you have these under yoursimage

(Source: opraah, via dulect)

earthdad:

my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me

(via razorsharpvaginas)

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

(via d0nn0)

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

(via sailorstoner)

reblog if u mad chill

(Source: 2chaaaain, via sailorstoner)